December 2010
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I eat two squares of chocolate and my stomach immediately thinks that I’m being poisoned.
Listening to just one Taylor Swift song and searching my blog for basketball-in-the-vag lady
My life is just wrong today
Ugh I KNOW that the picture of that woman with the basketball in her vag is on my blog SOMEWHERE
People want to see it but I cannot be arsed going through all that shit
Does someone have it saved or something
If you do, send me dat shet
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Good GOD the lass that’s cleaning Colin Firth’s house has eyebrows that are literally nine miles apart
What on earth could she possibly have been thinking
“Don’t buy drugs … become a pop star and they give you them for free.”
I like this film.
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OH MY GOD MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE IS IN THIS
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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Got my choccy ready
Watching Love Actually for the first time
oh ho ho
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what if I started making my posts in maltese to...
uneventfulday:
WHAT IF
PLEASE GOD NO
UGH
I HATE essays
I mean seriously, I can only come up with a certain number of variations of the phrase ‘another example of …’, even with the help of thesaurus.com
I need chocolate, man. .____.
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l o l at Ellie Goulding’s chin
I don’t know why I find it funny, I just do
mysterysongs:
Gentlemen; good night.
Ladies;...
what is the point of the sarah-jane adventures
you have a stupid name
you are old
you have a stupid voice
you are old
nothing interesting happens in your show
you are old
you dress very strangely
you are old
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"It was angry, the vagina, in the 80s"
Oh my god I love Micky Flanagan
oh my GOD
jon richardson you are a babe and you are funny but you just made me choke on a malteser
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so fucking hungry
someone feed me
please
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“The old ladies will look up and shout ‘save us’ and I will look down...”
– Some redditor
Justin: Someone is going to make a short film out of reddit comments
Bethan: I won't watch it.
Justin: He started a topic and told people to post sentences in it
Justin: He's going to a film out of the first 300 comments
Justin: the top one is "How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?"
Justin: "Tom you can't knit at these speeds, nobody can; DON'T BE A GODDAMNED HERO TOM!"
Bethan: OH MY GOD WHAT
Justin: "There's only one way out, Jim - and that's through my anus."
Justin: "BECAUSE SEVEN ATE TEN, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Justin: "She had the dry, irritated eyes of a third-shift data-entry clerk and the smile of someone who flossed with a rusty bicycle chain."
Bethan: I am crying
Justin: ""Oi!" he exclaimed, "You can't park your wombat there. 'That's aardvark parking, mate.'"
Justin: "If you wanna save the world, then you're gonna have to push some old ladies down some stairs."
Justin: "The old ladies will look up and shout 'save us' and I will look down and whisper 'no'."
Bethan: OH MY GOS RJ E LSDY ORN
Bethan: I CANTO TPEY
Justin: THIS IS AMAZINF
Justin: "You might know me better as my Internet name, Goatse."
Justin: "And then I woke up, balls deep in a polar bear."
Justin: "If you are floating down the river in a wire rim canoe, and the right front wheel falls off, could you still fit 100 pancakes in a doghouse?"
Justin: "Burp my baby while I roll the blunt."
Justin: "Are you tired of eating the same old lawn darts every day?"
Justin: "I have a feeling the hooker felt a sense of perspective after that."
Justin: "Kittens!? Really?! How can you embarrass me like this at my circumcision?!"
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Watchadrians:
adrians:
video for liam cos we are gr8.
for a better viewing experience let it buffer fully before watching.
reglobbing.
I CANNAROT BERAHTE